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Itty Bitty teeny weenie little greenie frogie Itty Bitty teeny weenie little greenie frogie (audience echo) Jump, jump, jump little froggie Jump, jump, jump little froggie (audience echo) Little greenie froggie eating all the bugs and spiders Little greenie froggie eating all the bugs and spiders (audience echo) Fleas and flies are scrumpditllyitious Fleas and flies are scrumpditllyitious (audience echo) Ribit ribit ribit ribit ribit ribit CROAK !
Ribit ribit ribit ribit ribit ribit CROAK ! (audience echo) (pause) FASTER ! (speed up the tempo) FASTER ! (audience echo) (repeat body) (pause) CUB SCOUT SPEED !! (speed up the tempo) CUB SCOUT SPEED !! (audience echo) (repeat body) (pause) SUPER CUB SCOUT SPEED !!!! (Heres the tricky one) SUPER CUB SCOUT SPEED !!!! (audience echo) Dog croak ! (one slap "Dog", One clap "Croak") (After a few times the audience will get SUPER CUB SCOUT SPEED) Hello [Tunes: Coca Cola's I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing or Auld Lang Syne (first 3 verses only)] I love to hear the word Hello, Wherever I may go.
It's full of friendship And good cheer And warms the heart up so.
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.
When e'er we meet Like friends let's greet Each other with Hello.
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.
When e'er we meet Like friends let's greet Each other with Hello.
Bug Juice (Tune: On Top of Old Smokey) At camp with the Girl Scouts, They gave us a drink, We thought it was Koolaid, Because it was pink.
Would have grossed out a moose, For that good tasting pink drink, Was really bug juice.
It looked fresh and fruity, Like tasty Koolaid, But the bugs that were in it, were murdered with Raid.
We drank by the gallons, We drank by the ton, But then the next morning, We all had the runs.
Next time you drink bug juice, And a fly drives you mad, He's just getting even, Because you swallowed his dad.
Calamine Lotion (Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean) My body needs calamine lotion.
My body's all red, you can see.
The flowers I picked for my mommie, Turned out to be Poison Ivy.
Don't touch! Don't touch!
Because it's Poison Ivy, ivy, Don't touch! Don't touch!
Because it's Poison Ivy, ivy.
Something in My Pocket (Tune: Brownie Smile Song) I have something in my pocket, That I found behind a log.
My leader said to let it loose, But I want to keep my frog.
It's cool and green and slimy, And it squiggles in my hand, I also have a wooly worm, and a pocket full of sand.
The Billboard (Tune: Supercalifragilisticespyalladocious) As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day, I came upon a billboard, and much to my dismay, The sign was torn and tattered from a storm the night before.
The wind and rain had done its job and this is what I saw:
Smooooooke, Coca-Cola Cigarettes Chew Wrigley's Spearmint Beer Ken-L-Ration Dog Food Makes Your Complexion Clear Simonize Your Baby With A Hershey's Candy Bar And Texacola Beauty Cream Is Used By All The Stars
Soooooo Take You Next Vacation In A Brand New Fridgidaire Learn To Play Piano In Your Winter Underwear Doctors Say That Babies Should Smoke Until They're Three And People Over Sixty-five Should Bathe In Lipton Tea..
With Flow Thru Bags!
An Annoying Song Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
- And this is how it goes:
Or -This is the song that never ends, It goes around and round again.
This is the song that never ends, It goes around and round again...
Or -The cow went up the hill. The cow went up the hill.
Next verse, same as the first, it never gets better, it only gets worse.
(repeat) The Life of a Dog is for Me Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean When I'm just a dreamin' and schemin' I think of things I'd like to be And the thing that I've finally decided, Is the life of a dog is for me, for me!
The life of a dog is for me!
A dogs life is simply quite lovely Chasing mailmen would really be fun!
I'd torment the cat and I'd chew up your hat, And then I would lie in the sun, the sun!
Then I would lie in the sun!
When people come by I'd be just a bit shy I'd lick them and when I was through I'd show them a trick and I'd chase them a stick And then I would pee on their shoe, their shoe!
Then I would pee on their shoe!
I'd lie on the floor and I'd bark at the door And when I was wet I would stink I'd scratch at a flea, and I'd climb on your knee And out of the toilet I'd drink, I'd drink!
Out of the toilet I'd drink!
Scout socks, the longer you wear them the cleaner they get.
Some day, I probably will launder them, but something keeps telling me To not do it yet, not yet, not yet, not yet........
The Camp Shirts Chant Camp Shirts, they never get dirty...
They longer you wear them the stronger you get...
Sometimes I think we should wash them, But something inside me keeps saying.. not yet not yet not yet Crabs Walk Sideways Herman met Sally on the beach one night, The sea was calm and the starfish were bright.
She looked at him and he looked at her it was true love at first sight.
Well, Herman told his folks about the girl that he found, They said, "Herman there must be other girls around.
'Cause crabs walk sideways, lobsters walk straight and We won't let you take her for your mate."
Crabs walk sideways and lobsters walk straight, And you can't take a crab for your mate.
Well, Herman told his Sally and it broke her heart She loved that lobster right from the start He took her in his claws and said "I'll always be yours,
But still, dear, we'll have to part." Chorus:
She said, "Let me talk to your mom and dad, I'll show them crabs really aren't that bad."
But they turned her away "What will the neighbors say."
And they laughed at the funny walk she had. Chorus:
Then one day on the sandbar what did Herman see, But his little ol' Sally walking straight as can be.
He said, "Sweetheart now they'll take you in the family!"
She said, "Don't you sweetheart me! Hic!" Chorus:
Trusty Tommy Tune: Yankee Doodle Trusty Tommy was a Boy Scout Loyal to his mother, Helpful to the folks about, And Friendly to his brother.
Courteous to the girls he knew, Kind unto his rabbit, Obedient to his father, too, and Cheerful in his habits.
Thrifty saving for a need, Brave, but not a faker, Keneu Songs Clean in thought and word and deed, And Reverent to his Maker.
Horse and Flea (Boom Boom) "A horse and a flea and three blind mice, Sat on a kerbstone shooting dice, The horse slipped and fell on the flea, The flea said whoops there's a horse on me.
Boom Boom aint it grand to be crazy Boom Boom aint it grand to be crazy Giddy and foolish all day long Boom Boom aint it grand to be crazy" There are actions -A horse -- make large round in air with arms A flea -- little as between finger and thumb 3 -- as 3 fingers blind mice -- hands over eyes Sat on kerbstone -- left arm across chest Shooting dice -- right hand 'shooting dice' across left arm The horse -- same again slipped -- shooting action with right arm and fell on the flea -- same as last time the flea -- ditto theres a horse -- same again on me -- clap on hand down on other hand.
Boom Boom -- clap hands Aint it grand to be crazy -- wave arms wildly around Giddy & foolish all day long -- hug arms round oneself Three Little Elephants Went to Play Three little elephants went to play Upon a spiders web one day They found it such tremendous fun That they called for another elephant to come.
*This is played thus - 3 people behind each other with hands on waist of person in front. They heel and toe walk around in time to song, then at the end of the first verse they each choose someone else to join so the next verse
Six little elephants went to play - etc......
*When everyone is heel and toeing their way round with hands of waist of person in front, the first person puts hands on waist of last person. The circle moves in close and at the given word 'sit' everyone should be able to sit on the knee of the person behind - count to three - and stand up - more often than not everyone falls over.
Honorsorarius I wish I was a Honorsorarius of Ripamatadomy aha ha ha ha But since I'm not and never can hope to be A Honorsorarius of Ripamatadomy I'm a boon jug; I'm a tee bone I huzzed and bit my head upon a tree. aha ha ha.
My Aunt Greet My Aunt Greet veeta veeta veet (make female shape in air) Had a puss veeta veeta vuss (make circle shape in air) And that puss veeta veeta vuss (make circle shape in air) Had a tail (make tail into air with one arm) Now that tail veeta vetta vail (make tail into air again) Had a curl veeta veeta vurl (make curl in air) And that curl veeta veeta vurl (make curl again) Had a tip. Comma (make dot in air) (Comma is 'tip' in a Scandinavian tongue) Now that tip veeta veeta vip (make dot in air again and continue with previous actions) Had a curl veeta veeta vurl And that curl veeta veeta vurl Had a tail And the tail veeta veeta vail Had a puss veeta veeta vuss And that puss veeta veeta vuss Had my Aunt. (wolf whistle).
There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea There's a hole in the bottom of the sea, There's a hole in the bottom of the sea, There's a hole, There's a hole, There's a hole in the bottom of the sea (in the first verse with hands make a horizontal hole, point down, wiggle fingers as sea water) There's a whale in the hole at the bottom of the sea, There's a whale in the hole at the bottom of the sea, There's a whale, There's a whale, There's a whale in the hole at the bottom of the sea (add to actions a large circle in air for whale) There's a tail on the whale in the hole at the bottom of the sea..........etc (add to actions a wave upwards of the arm) There's a bone in the tail on the whale in the hole at the bottom of the sea..........etc (add to actions a chop action by side of one hand onto other hand) There's a nerve in the bone in the tail on the whale in the hole at the bottom of the sea..... etc.
(add to actions a shiver of body) By the end of the song most people will be exhausted and ROFL Minnihaha Minnihaha had a daughter, And her name was Laughing Water.
Ha Ha Drip Drip Drip.
Ha Ha Drip Drip Drip.
Be Kind to Your Web Footed Friends Be kind to your web-footed friends For a duck may be somebody's brother Ducks are the demons of the swamp Where the weather is dark and damp Now you may think this is the end Well it is!
Our Honored Guests Are Here!
During all verses except the first, the group being named stands up and takes a bow. Members of the audience may call out groups to honor as the song goes on. The last verse is a reprise of the first verse. On the last verse, everybody stands up and bows. This song is an excellent icebreaker.
Sung to the tune, "Farmer in the Dell"
"Our honored guests are here!
Our honored guests are here!
So stand up now and take a bow, Our honored guests are here!" "Our fathers are here!
Our fathers are here!
So stand up now and take a bow, Our fathers are here!" Mothers, Brothers, Sisters, Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, Grandfathers, Grandmothers, Rovers, Cub Scouts, Boy Scouts, Commissioners, Girl Guides, Mayor, etc Bugs Tune: Row, row, row your boat Catch, catch, catch a bug.
Put it in a jar.
Sometimes they fly, sometimes they die, but most get squashed on your car.
The Fungus that I Grew Tune: Clementine This here is a story of a fungus that I grew, It was homework done for science but it quickly went askew Had I known then what would happen When I mixed some Spam with glue I never would have started, on the fungus that I grew!
Singin' in the Rain (sung to the tune of the original song)
tshtsh tsh tsh- tsh tsh tsh- tsh tsh tsh- (these are noises like symbols make) Hey! (hands go in air over head every time 'hey' is said) tsh tsh tsh tshtsh tsh tsh- tsh tsh tsh- Hey! (hands go in air over head every time 'hey' is said)
1.Thumbs up! (audience repeats...thumbs up!) back to singin' in the rain while holding thumbs up.
2. Thumbs up! (repeat) Elbows Back! (repeat) back to singin' in the rain while holding thumbs up and elbows back.
3. Thumbs up! (repeat) Elbows back!(repeat) Knees bent! (repeat) back to singin' in the rain while thumbs up, elbows back, knees bent...you get the idea.........it is gonna get crazy here in a minute or two..)
add to the already existing list:
4. TOES TURNED IN!
5. BUTT OUT!
6. CHEST UP!
7. HEAD DOWN!
8. TONGUE OUT!
dada da dada da dada da daeey!dada da dada da dada da daeey!
Star Trekkin' This song tells a story, so it's very important that the characters are ALL represented in this order. Mister Sulu is at the helm, Lt. Uhura monitoring the sensors, Spock is turned to for analysis, Dr. McCoy is asked "Is it Radiation, Dr. McCoy? we then turn to the engineer, Mr. Scott for more power, and finally Captain James Tiberius Kirk is forced to lead a landing party. Before beginning, the audience is divided into six sections, one for each character.
Star Trekkin' across the universe, on the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the Universe, Always goin' forward, 'cause we can't find reverse!
The Enterprise is slowing down, slowing down, slowing down.
The Enterprise is slowing down, slowing down, Jim!
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, Starboard bow, starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim!
It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it.
It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.